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skaterfuck 

A combination of a fuckboy and a skaterboy
Alternatively, a very accident prone skateboarder
Marii:Whoa! Leah had such a bad fall off the skateboard! Dude she is such a skaterfuck

Leah: I’m to awkward to be a fuckboy and I’m too clumsy to be a skater boy, I guess I’m a skaterfuck
skaterfuck by Ranedrøp July 1, 2020

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 

An adjective used to emphasize high achievement in any professional field.
Kassie: Mick, I got the job!

Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!

Kassie: All you care about is video games.

Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!
a skater is a person who knows how to skateboard. you don't have to have a certain style or look a certain way. f*ck the stereotype. a skateboarder is simply just riding a board and bein good at it. skateboarding is all about being yourself and expressing your own style. so if someone tells you that you cant skateboard cause you're "too basic" or you dont "look the part" then you throw the middle fingers up and say "i can do what the f*ck i want" but dont pretend you're something you're not cause its hella dope to just be yourself.
douche:you dont even look like a skater
you:well i am so suck it
skater by seriously.doanollie June 25, 2019

beginner skater 

boys or girls learning to skate because they love it
they usly know the names of a bunch of tricks, brands, and pro skater but ARE NOT posers
they skate cuz they love to (even if there not that good) not to impress anyone
dosnt always wear skater brands cuz they dont wanna be a poser
gets made fun of by poser, but the truth is that they are better than the poser at skating anyday
beginner skater: hey man can you show me how to do an ollie?
poser: no way! youll never learn to skateboard!
beginner skater *walks away sad and embrassed*
real skater:hey ill show you
beginner skater: cool thanks
real skater to poser: let me see you do an ollie
poser: uhhh...sure *falls on ass*
real skater: and you make fun of other people *sigh and shakes head*
beginner skater: *cant stop laughing HAHAHA
Known as a shamer in the Army; this is a word personnel in the Marine Corps use that is synonymous with personnel also known as shitbags. Nevertheless, this is the code that many Junior Enlisted Warriors (JEWs) live by:

S-tay under the radar
K-eep away from responsibility
A-llways act busy
T-ake your time
E-vade NCOs
R-ecruit others
LCpl Schmuckatelli is a real skater; he'll probably never pick up Cpl.
skater by PVT Schmuckatelli July 1, 2016

true skater 

a true skater is a person can be, female or male, who is fully deciated to skating. they dont skate to look cool or impress people, they do it for various reasons, maybe it lets out anger, or maybe they like the feeling of grinding shit up or flying or that feeling you get after you land a hard ass trick. all these posers fog up the true meaning of a true skater, they dont need the clothes,shoes,or anything else all they need is their skateboard and they are set for life. skateboarding isnt just a hobby, for true skaters, its a lifestyle.
john:dude that new kid is sucha poser..
mike:fuck yeah he isn't a true skater.
true skater by meglovinnn March 8, 2008