stemmered 

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

stemmered by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

Stemmed the rose 

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

Stemmed the rose by factcurate June 9, 2020

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Steigered 

When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs

Man, he was so steigered last night I thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital!

Steigered by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

Slammered 

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

Slammered by Frisko June 18, 2006