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French Munion Soup 

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.
French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
Used to describe a servant/slave of the almighty David Munro, usually follows David Munro's beliefs.
Oscar : Have you seen Joshy has been acting?
Gabriel : Yeah he's been quite the Munion recently.
Munion by theraqist July 21, 2019
munyon by odb July 26, 2004
The definitions 1 and 2 are bogus. Nevermind psychopathically gross. The word munion actually means cross hatching, or grids,usually wood or metal, inside a window frame.
The munions in the window divided the larger piece of glass into 9 different sections.
Munion by Beefmeister September 25, 2009
These are any students or faculty of Memorial University of Newfoundland. A term created by Alannah Pumphrey
There are so many MUNions studying in the Library today.
MUNion by MUNion February 26, 2014