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an expert lumberjacks' tool to chop trees
you must chop the largest tree in all the forest with a herring!
herring by jawsofboredem December 3, 2006
ouuu imma lil bit herring because of that keefe Marijuana
herring by lilbitofsause February 15, 2018
Afro'd White man with an unhealthy interest in children, and asian porn.
Epically fails at guitar and most social situations.
'Id watch it if i were you, you've had a herring following you all the way from school'

'There's a herring with a telescope in that window'

'Stop trying to do something you suck at, your being such a herring'
Herring by Noturmum February 5, 2010
When a younger person finds attraction in a significantly older person
"You lowkey herring it rn with that crush on Wolfe."
Herring by June the Wumbo May 7, 2025
To find yourself attracted and/or actively seeking a relationship with a person that is older than you.
"You lowkey Herring it with your crush on the gym teacher."
Herring by June the Wumbo May 12, 2025

herring sweats

Rejecting the suggestion of menopause symptoms by blaming consumption of certain foods.
Lynn's herring sweats wouldn't let her sleep and she blamed it on too much deli.
herring sweats by Seattleforge March 16, 2015