The Kitty 

This is sort of hard to explain. There has to be a couch and a table/chair about the same height. The dude lays face down, his torso on the couch, his legs on the table/chair. This means his junk is hanging down. The chick then goes like a cat, and "claws" at the guys dick until he ejaculates, which is when the girl drinks the sperm like a kitty drinking milk. Yummy.

My girl and I were pretty freaking bored last night, so I made her do the Kitty Style.

The Kitty by Jor Not a Whore February 6, 2009

The kitty 

HIV/AIDS

He has the kitty.

The kitty by Ace27837373 May 15, 2017

The Kitty 

Beware, This guy will lie through his teeth about anything and everything, he should be avoided. Hangs around Yahoo chat and such.

The Kitty: Hi
Person1: Argh! I've heard about you, you're that retard with no life aren't you?!
The Kitty: Yes. Yes I am
Person1: *Runs away, lives happily ever after*

The Kitty by Pseudonym March 29, 2005

the kitty 

To misspell a word while typing on a keyboard.
Derived from the phenomena, that cats walk over keyboards and cause typos.

Sorry for the kitty, wasnt paying attention!

the kitty by lar1far1 December 5, 2016

the Kitty Getter 

This describes the cat version of the Boogie Man and explains the cautious behavior of cats.

Fluffy peeks around corners ti make sure the Kitty Getter doesn't grab her!

the Kitty Getter by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2017

the kitty is getting fatter 

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.

1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

the kitty is getting fatter by anonymush September 23, 2009

The Kitty Sniffer 

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.

Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."

The Kitty Sniffer by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013