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Piñata Immigration Reform
Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
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Imminent Rueage
The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.
Imminent Rueage by MitchellandBradshaw December 16, 2015
Undocumented Immigrant
An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""
"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.
"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.
The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.
Undocumented Immigrant by Sisseton Wapheton Descendent April 24, 2021
schrodinger’s immigrant
The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.
I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare
schrodinger’s immigrant by CameronBri November 9, 2017
immigrification
immigrification is where police doesn't make differences between immigrants and natives. All are treated equally bad like immigrants. Not to make any difference, government says.
doesn't care much about criminals or not. all are same social level.
doesn't care much about criminals or not. all are same social level.
Italy is one of those countries:
Italy had been trough a serious immigrification process. At this point law doesn't make difference between immigrants and natives. So everybody has his own alibi not to fulfill the law equally, italy the first entire country of native aliens, and granting them exactly no rights in front of law.
see also natigrant, native immigrant, native aliens.
Italy had been trough a serious immigrification process. At this point law doesn't make difference between immigrants and natives. So everybody has his own alibi not to fulfill the law equally, italy the first entire country of native aliens, and granting them exactly no rights in front of law.
see also natigrant, native immigrant, native aliens.
immigrification by mave73 May 14, 2008
imminent poop to poot ratio
A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
imminent poop to poot ratio by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019