uphile 

A short guy who likes anime and usually doesn't like talking to people but he's actually a chilled guy who loves laughing

Uphile is so cool.

uphile by Deathstroke XXX January 29, 2019

Uphailed 

The feeling that arises when the unexpected happens. Shocked.

I was uphailed when the dog ran in front of my car.

Uphailed by Adam Hobbs September 28, 2008

Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

Uphill Paper Round by NowBor October 19, 2009

uphill gardner 

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

uphill gardner by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake 

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake by MoLincs September 20, 2009

uphillian

Uphillian means when you play da hood (A Roblox Game.)

where your 4-9 years old and dont go downhill to the bank and you stay uphill with the other uphillians and where tactical shotgun is located.

uphillian by jesko zy October 24, 2022

push shit uphill

To persist at a task that one is clearly not capable of.

I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.

push shit uphill by whytee September 28, 2005