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When a grotesquely obese hooker brushes against your leg at a bar and leaves a cum stain (remaining from a long days work) on your jeans dripping onto your cowboy boots.
Mother fucker, that fat ass whore just rubbed her nasty pussy on my knee and gave my good wranglers an ox stain.”
Ox Stain by MattyMcNasty May 31, 2018

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends
Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."
mike ox small by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

strong like ox 

one of the best compliments you can give someone in regards to their strength, physical stature, or (moral) character

also, a totally dope thing to say to someone who is hella fly
origins: stems from old Native American sayings when they would welcome new members to their tribe
Damn, that bull over there is strong like ox, he be lifting a smart car!
Yo check out the kid's fresh kicks, he's strong like ox.
You big, strong like ox.
strong like ox by BigEd_Hammer October 9, 2014

solid as an ox 

1. Expression of a person belig very sound.
2. Said of something that is extremely solid.
1: A - "Is that bloke alright?"
B - "Dave? Yeah - he's as SOLID AS AN OX."
2: "This welding is as SOLID AS AN OX, it will never break."
solid as an ox by DuneFish April 10, 2005

Suck an ox dick

Grabbing an ox's hairy shaft and sucking it until all of the ox yogurt is expelled from the ox's dick.
Yo aj, suck an ox dick bitch.
Suck an ox dick by spotswoode99 January 27, 2009

Scolted Ox

His car runs like a scolted ox.
Scolted Ox by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011