speem 

The yellow milk of majesty, otherwise denoted by an in-body mixture of piss and sperm which is readily available for pump-loading and shooting like a water gun.

1) I held Mr. Wozniak's class hostage with a bladder full of speem.
2) If speem could talk, what would it tell you?

speem by thigh magic March 26, 2007

Speem 

Chris' misspelling of 'sperm' autocorrected by his iPhone.

"Speem! It's FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"

Speem by PrincessPotatoHead August 29, 2021

Speem 

n., v., adj., depending on context
1) noun - an undesireable item located within an oxymoronicly desireable circumstance
2) verb - a sexual act which can be performed in closets and *only* in closets. details of said act can not be written as to read them would only result in multiple orgasms for the reader, thus the use of the word speeming, to protect the reader from such pleasure, should they be in a public place
3)adjective - the word becomes an adjective when the suffix 'tastic' is added. its a complimentary word and can be used referring to the positive appearance of someone's feet or shoes, and only their feet/shoes.

1) "let's go to the concert!!! aww, no! your car broke down!!! what a piece of speem!!!"
2) "johnny and jane were speeming again?!?! whoooa....so THATS why they've been so happy this week...."
3) "amy! speemtastic shoes!"

Speem by lofting October 9, 2006

Speem 

When a woman’s cream and a man’s sperm mix after or during sex

“Micheal you should have seen all the speem leak out of her”

Speem by GloGoCrazy April 11, 2024

Speem 

An evil sperm

You're such a speem

Speem by Rat2200 February 27, 2025

speemdrum

A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.

u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.

speemdrum by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019