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Flurfnee 

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon
Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee
Flurfnee by Conor Bane March 30, 2004
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flurfnee 

A dildo, specifically the rather large type consisting of steel. May have spikes.

Another definition is to use a salmon as the flurfnee.
After using my flurfnee, my rectum needed to heal for 3 days.

I didn't realise the flurfnee I was using was still alive.
flurfnee by Maacks September 24, 2006
Yeah, I just flurfee’d. So?
flurfee by Flurf July 11, 2023
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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