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cockslinger 

A musty-ass woman who sleeps around with lots of guys. She probably knows how your bro's dick looks. They pull out dicks all the time, firing out cum like a cowboy with a gun.
Cockslinger: pew pew!
cockslinger by username0991 May 2, 2020

cockslinger 

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'
spider man? what a cockslinger
cockslinger by jesus August 3, 2004

cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you
cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner 

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"
"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."
cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cocklinger 

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
cocklinger by the kps October 19, 2008