BLACK MOMBA

to take your penis and slap somebody in the face with it

Dude! Last night i totally black momba'd you when you were sleeping!

BLACK MOMBA by BWAY! October 4, 2004

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Black Momba

Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.

My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.

Black Momba by lrakow September 19, 2008

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The Black Mamba

the biggest dick possible. Only one person in the world has it and he takes much pride in his giant wang and yes he is black

he tore her vagina apart because he has the black mamba

The Black Mamba by mambainass March 16, 2011

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Black Mamba

Perhaps the scariest snake in the world. Its an elapidae snake that gets its name from the inky black interior of its mouth. The color of the snake is usually an olive or kakhi color. This serpent is the most feared in Africa and that is saying a lot. This snake has incredibly powerful venom that can cause a human to collapse in 45 minutes. The venom causes people to overproduce sweat and saliva eventually leading to collapse and complete respiratory failure. Combined with the fact that this species grows from 10 to 14 long, has lighting quick speed, is very strong, can be highly aggressive at times and is fully aware of its own deadliness this is the most feared snake in Africa.

I saw the Crocodile Hunter try to fool around with a black mamba once. The black mamba literally grabbed the Crocodile Hunter by his wrist with its tail. Not vice versa. That's not something you don't see every day. Then again, not too many are crazy enough to pursue a black mamba.

Black Mamba by Furiosa the Accursed June 4, 2016