Texass 

A derogatory term for the state of Texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face "cowboy wanna-be" deportment of many Texans.

Dude, I do NOT want to spend my one week off this year from work in effin' TexASS! I hate the cowboy vibe, and don't like country music. Pleeze...can't we go somewhere else?

-or-

"Don't Mess with TexASS". Yeehaw! Like, what a stupid bumper sticker to promote Texas! What do they mean to imply? Come to TexASS and get your ass kicked? Well....er, uh...I think I'll go to Baja California for vacation instead. Less brainless cowboy testoserone than TexASS!

Texass by Steve-O. September 20, 2006

Texass 

Correct name for the state of Texas, Home of texassholes

Everybody from texass sucks cock.

Texass by Pope Reagan February 25, 2017

Texass 

Anyone hailing from the state of Texas that attempts and fails during the course of a conversation to make you look like more of an idiot than he/she is.

phrase coined by Joe Bush

"Y'know what the problem with Amurika is? All the dang idiots."

(what a Texass)

Texass by Brian Tipton May 22, 2008

TexAss 

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

TexAss by Andi June 10, 2006

Texass 

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

Texass by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Texass 

Texass is the name given to that school in Austin with the mascot of Shorthorns. Texass does not refer to the state of Texas.

“Texass sucks”,

“Texass bites
Texass bites
Texass bites
Texass jump and bite my ass.”

“Beat Texass”

Texass by SKIHOG March 22, 2021

texass beef 

Having a texas sized, shapely posterior.

That girl was sporting some texass beef

texass beef by thibodeaux June 9, 2003