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respite referral 

Referral of a patient to a sub specialty physician to give the primary physician a break. Often these patients have unsolvable problems.
Nurse: “Mr. A is here today and has 13 complaints he wants addressed in your 20 minute appointment.”

Doctor: “Ughh, I am going to place a respite referral to Neurology.”
respite referral by AGRODEO April 18, 2021

Respiratory therapist 

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems
If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!
1. Brief interval of rest: A brief period of rest and recovery between periods of exertion or after something disagreeable.

2. Delay: A temporary delay.

3. Law reprieve: A temporary stay of execution of a criminal.
The woman was given some days of respite, she didn't have to work for some days after what happened.
Respite by Jafje April 5, 2007

Respirator

A device used to filter air so you can breath good air. Used mostly while in areas with aerosol, pesticides, poisons.. ect..
Ah, I got me a new respirator for some schlaggin yo!
Respirator by Windexter April 20, 2003

Respiratory Therapist 

A medical professional thats has more brains than a nurse (such as pinky compared to the brain) and more comman sense(cents) than a doctor has in their bank
patient: can i talk to someone who knows what to do around this hospital?

nurse: let me go get the respiratory therapist

covid respirator

When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.
Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.
covid respirator by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021