Egg Salad 

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

Egg Salad by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008

Egg Salad 

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

Egg Salad by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022

egg salad 

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

egg salad by anon November 21, 2002

egg salad 

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

egg salad by Evil October 18, 2003

Egg Salad 

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

Egg Salad by MentholMan December 14, 2008

egg salad 

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.

The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.

egg salad by Succubus February 6, 2005

egg salad 

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

egg salad by j-reddd April 2, 2008