suckery 

When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.

I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

suckery by akaggie August 18, 2006

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.

My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery

Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.

That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!

dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009

dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.

Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.

dick suckery by carp of the carps January 1, 2009

Malevolent Cock-Suckery 

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.

"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."

Malevolent Cock-Suckery by Pantsplosion November 28, 2012

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008