Gravitities 

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

Gravitities by McButterMilkBiscuit August 31, 2018

Gravititus

A chronic illness contracted by someone who thinks that the world revolves around them.

"That girl has no consideration for anyone. All she cares about is herself"
"Relax bro she can't help it. She has Gravititus."
"Oh man no wonder. Thanks for the warning."

Gravititus by SickOf Women62408 April 24, 2009

Gravitits 

Breasts that have been negatively affected by time and gravity

She'd be pretty if it weren't for her gravitits.

Gravitits by Ziv Sherman October 4, 2008

Anti-gravititties 

Breasts that stand up in defiance of gravity despite their size, particularly when laying down. Antonym of armpitties.

"She may not have a great booty, but her anti-gravititties are so incredible I can't look away."

Anti-gravititties by JoNance April 15, 2014

gravititties 

When the buzzoms of a person are extremely saggy due to gravity.

Most elderly woman, and obese men have gravititties.

"Her double D's are nice but they hang to low, she has gravititties"

gravititties by shrewmonkey July 13, 2014

Gravititties 

Breast that droop way more than expected when released from a bra.

Yo, shorty took of that bra, straight Gravititties Fam!

Gravititties by Old Baby Face July 28, 2014

gravatitties 

Big ol boobs past their prime unrestricted by a containment mechanism.

A: "She had some knee slappin' gravatitties, man.
B: "huh?"
A:"Gravity has taken over those titties."

gravatitties by bushybeavermuffpot September 12, 2016