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An ungainly, decrepit entity that floats into your work space and sucks your time by you telling stories about their M.A. Can also be found in close proximity to the NAC.
Oh Fuck, here comes the Goven. Lock the door!

Oh Shit, I just got Govened. Now I'm totally fucked for time.
Goven by Irate worker February 3, 2005
“Your one of those govens aren’t you?”
Goven by -BoxOrSomething- April 17, 2024

Goven Rule 

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...
The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".
Goven Rule by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

governerd 

A Governerd is a student of US government and democracy with a passion for non-partisan, fact-based learning. Governerds are critical thinkers who engage in open-minded and respectful discussion. They actively listen to understand, are open to diverse views, and seek deeper knowledge about legislative, executive, and judicial matters as well as the Constitution.

Governerds are looking for truth and peace in a political climate that is often fraught with lies and divisive rhetoric. A governerd is committed to facts, not feelings. Governerds are always respectful and kind as they seek to find answers to hard questions. They practice recognizing bias and how to come together to find common ground. They care deeply for fellow citizens, are dedicated to helping others, and collectively turn their pennies into miracles.

Governerds also share an appreciation of whale facts, bald eagles, poorly curated clothing subscription boxes, the Great Lakes, and procrastination chickens.

Governerds originated as students of America's Government Teacher, Sharon McMahon
1) "In Sharon McMahon's latest Government for Grownups lecture about landmark Supreme Court Cases, her fellow Governerds engaged in respectful discussion in order to listen, learn, and better understand the Court's rulings."
2) "As a Governerd, I'm committed to facts, not feelings."
3) "Any Governerd will tell you: Facts do not require your approval."
governerd by governerds_unite June 25, 2021

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! 

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!
Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one 

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.
After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!