When a VD spreads and touches your
mouth, the blistering pain makes you
tell your
doctor you think you have a "VG"... Trust me, it ain't fun...
Man 1: Last year, after I banged a cheap hooker bareback and gave her oral, the VD was so severe that I couldn't walk straight and looked like a 15 yr
old pizza-
face.
Man 2: Hahaha, I remember, you told me you thought you caught a "VG". Pussy...
Man 1: We'll see who'll be laughing when I give you sister an
angry pirate!