transmet
Short for Transmetropolitan, a comic book series written by Warren Ellis and drawn by Darick Robertson.
transmet by Mlle. Plath September 5, 2008
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Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH)
STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010
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Crystal Palace Transmitter
A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.
Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter
Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.
Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter
Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.
Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?
Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.
Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.
Crystal Palace Transmitter by FrankieHW April 13, 2020
Transethnic
The state of want to belong to another culture besides your own. For example, you may have dark complexion and distant African roots but, you and your family have lived in Canada for the past 100 years. Not associated with Race.
Hey, can you please not call me a Mexican? My parents and I have lived in Germany our entire lives; I am Transethnic. Just because my last name is of Hispanic origin and I have tan skin, does not make me different from you. Stop being prejudice.
Transethnic by Mr1Gonzalez January 6, 2017
transmetropolitan
A comic book written by Warren Ellis and pencilled by Darick Robertson. It focuses on the misadeventures of outlaw journalist Spider Jerusalem. He comes out of retirement in order to finish a book deal he signed several years earlier. Unable to write in seclusion while at his home in the mountains, Spider returns to the largest city in America in order to write and scrounge up some money. Unfortunately, his journalist techniques upset pretty much everybody, and he angers the newly elected President - known as The Smiler. The comic was critically acclaimed and also acted as a dark satire of current events. It also coined some great phrases such as "I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock."
My parents gave me money to spend on textbooks, but instead I went out and bough a bunch of issues of Transmetropolitan.
transmetropolitan by Flatuloso April 17, 2004
transmessisexual
People who claim they don’t hate messi, but tweet about him every single second and talk about him when his name wasn’t even mentioned
transmessisexual by Jaxson123987 October 11, 2020
Transmed
Short for transmedicalist. Someone who believe you require some form of gender dysphoria to be transgender. Another word for truscum.