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Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.
"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Pedos in Speedos 

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.
Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda
Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

Speed is key! 

A phrase used by Jacksepticeye, a youtube gamer, when going fast or wanting to go fast.
Jack: Up the giant ramp Betty!! SPEED IS KEY!!!
Speed is key! by Grizzlolol August 31, 2016

speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat
Bish said what... while on coffee,are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror
speedish by PIMPIV May 2, 2008