Ozark : noun
A
male, typically found in white suburban areas. Uses
manly activities and careers as a facade for
deep-seeded homoerotic tendencies.
Studies have shown that 99% of Ozarks have intimate and severely dominatrix relationships with their male superiors (at the workplace) and usually refer flirtatiously to these events in code, usually referencing some common man interest.
ie. "Hey, that new Sons of
Anarchy episode last night was amazing" really translates to something along the lines of "Hey, (Said named Superior) that new lube we tried last night was amazing"
Who would have thought, that after all this time,
Mr. T was an ozark
I really think
Elton John should have
taken a more Ozark approach to his homosexuality.