sploobed 

Derived from splooge and boob.

Refers to shooting a load on a (usually fat) chick's boobs.

"Did you fuck that fattie last night?"

"No, her pussy stunk so bad I sploobed her and kicked her to the curb!"

sploobed by smegma roach September 11, 2005

splooged 

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

splooged by JkNHai October 9, 2008

splooged my pants 

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump 

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

sploogedump by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

Splooped 

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

Splooped by Jadyone January 7, 2009

Sploofed 

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

Sploofed by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

Sploofed 

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

Sploofed by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022