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Is that erasto, he's orgasmic

Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell
Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!
such a handsome boy with a big heart. he will always be there for u no matter what. he doesn’t give up on u like EVER. although, he can be an asshole sometimes. he can be sarcastic a lot but is really funny. he’s very smart but acts like he’s dumb. he can be loyal sometimes. he’s amazing overall and if you know an erasmo you’re very luckyyy.
oh my that erasmo guy is so so so cute I’m in loveeeee
Erastus is a very lively man with the ability to bring sunlight to the "greyest" of days. He has a very bright and beautiful smile and his laughter is contagious. He's smart and very passionate about what he does. He fights for what he believes in but will never impose it on you.
He has not been through the smoothest of relationships so he puts up a guarded appearance but deep down, he's soft and a very passionate and sweet lover.
He's someone you can run to for comfort and he'll receive you with arms wide open. He seems to know the right words to say and they soothe the heart like balm.
He has good taste in music, and has an amazing voice. An amazing singer but as for his dancing skills, let's just say he is not so gifted in that aspect.
He doesn't like stress and knows how to ease the tension in the air.
Erastus is also a very good looking man.
Find yourself an Erastus.
"I love his smile. He looks like an Erastus".
Erastus by Just_Sumbuddy September 14, 2020

Eristocracy 

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.
Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.
Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019

Dirty Easton 

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word
“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton
Dirty Easton by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020