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verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.
I was an asspiring writer once.
asspiring by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Asspiring Failure 

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.
Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.
Asspiring Failure by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.
1v1 me AspiringABS
AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

aspirin ass 

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans
aspirin ass by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

AspiringABS 

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.
I am AspiringABS
AspiringABS by Ggok12 January 25, 2021