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When you are receiving oral sex from an inexperienced individual and have to teach them the proper methods.
Shit dawg, so last night I met this chick at the club. Thought I was gonna be getting a blow job, ended up getting a howjob.
howjob by TurkeyChicken May 17, 2006
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howtobasic 

A YouTuber who smashes eggs and who never shows his face and who is probably naked.
HowtoBasic is famous YouTuber and his talent is smashing eggs.
howtobasic by mira_crazypants1234 November 21, 2017

howtobasic 

HowToBasic is a tutorial YouTube channel featuring instructional videos on how to complete basic tasks. Although a handful of these videos actually complete a task, most of them are parodies of standard tutorial videos featuring over-the-top actions that often will involve smashing ingredients, especially eggs, creating large messes.
That dish looks like something HowToBasic would've been proud of. *barfs*
howtobasic by LeProbe February 1, 2014

howtobasic 

The act of decption, a term for misleading a user on YouTube into something that they believe will be useful instructions. Contains usually a generic thumbnail that will trick you into thinking it is a normal video. As you watch horror will reach your poor eyes as a grown man jiggles his thighs and smashes eggs and random non-living objects and scars them for life. In the end you will be laughing but little do you know. You just gave half of your life to a creepy egg smashing 47 year old creep.
Oh great it's howtobasic. Please dont fist that dead chicken.
howtobasic by swagmaster800e May 31, 2014
The act of yelling/shouting at your partner's genitalia. Normally directed at a penis, the vaginal howljob is rarer.
"Dude what was all that noise last night?"
"Oh right, that was Stacy giving me a howljob"
"Dude..."
Howljob by TheCakeSnake May 15, 2016
a handjob and blowjob at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)
hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009