Ferretism 

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

Ferretism by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017

bag of ferrets 

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control

'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'

bag of ferrets by Jondo March 4, 2008

Feetism 

To be feetal.

Alternate meanings:
To be discriminatory to feet.

Julia: Wow! Molly is so small.
Ava: She's feetal
Julia: That is feetist!
Ava: I do not celebrate feetism.

Feetism by Squishylemonz November 11, 2019

chutney ferreting 

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

chutney ferreting by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

Ferrets 

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

Ferrets by Beast_modez March 12, 2009

Ferrelist 

when somebody overobsesses over will ferrel movies, SNL Skits, and chest hair. these people ask themselves; what would ferrel do in akward situations.

raymond is a stupid ferrelist

Ferrelist by Jaydoyle February 2, 2009

Ferresmash 

Ferresmash can smash his pingpongballs as hard as he smashes his girls. No girl can stand after a night with the Ferresmash, He only appears when you blow in a horn. And definitely his horn! (- ;

Girl1: Why do my butt/legs hurt?
Girl2: have you been with Ferresmash?
Girl1: I dont remember...

Ferresmash by Dr switzerland March 30, 2020