pebkas 

tech-geek speak for "problem exists between keyboard and seat." Used for incompetent callers in to tech-support line who decide to yell and be infuriating instead of explaining their problem.

also PEBMAC, "problem exists between mouse and chair."

"oh you see sir, thats just a simple PEBKAS error."

pebkas by iamthehobo May 12, 2006

pebkac 

problem exists between keyboard and chair

The AOL user (being a moron, by definition) could not print in landscape mode; the problem was determined to be pebkac.

pebkac by Gene Saunders July 1, 2003

PEBKAC 

Techie acronym: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. A useful term for demeaning the incompetent competent user without actually saying it to their face.

Techie: This isn't working. I'll have to come over there and fix it in person
Computer user: Really? Why?
It's a PEBKAC issue sir. It's best handled in person.

PEBKAC by KSloper September 28, 2008

PEBKAC 

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair - Computer Troubleshooting error description

Felicia your computer is suffering a PEBKAC error...

PEBKAC by vern October 17, 2002

PEBKAF 

Problem Exists Between Keypad And Floor - Security Company Troubleshooting error description

It wasn't a false alarm - it was PEBKAF error. Dickhead forgot his alarm code. Tit!

PEBKAF by KeithMyArthe September 8, 2007

perkasie 

perka-say-WWWHHHAATTT or Perka-city

a small town in PA

home to Landis Supermarkets, Pennridge High school and a lot of covered bridges

Holler, I'm from perkasie... Perka-say-WHHATTT!!!

perkasie by Liz and Lauren December 11, 2006

Perkasie 

A small town i bucks county next to Sellersville, an hour north of Philadelphia surrounded by Quakertown to the north, Telford and souderton to the west, Dublin to the southeast, and Doylestown to the South. we're not spoiled and rich like Doylestown, and we only have about 10,000 people. WE have a skate park but most of the kids who use at are doucebags so it's not really fun. the only buisinesses are stores and restaurants. We also have a mcdonalds, dairy queen and ritas all filled with gay kids from the skate park. We have a bunch of chill parks and bike paths and a really small downtown. theres not much crime but if you don't skate theres not much to do and its mostly just houses. Overall its a chill place.

Perkasie is a small suburb of philly with alot of kids and not much to do.

Perkasie by El Jameso August 5, 2009