Cellgasm

when you get back into your service area and your phone vibrates for days with message notifications

I just got back from camping and my phone had a cellgasm for 5 minutes with 60 txt

Cellgasm by Jottfrog April 9, 2010

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cellgasm

An orgasm given by a cell phone.

Often used in relation to female masturbation.

Katie had the best cellgasm last night.

cellgasm by Bill the G July 25, 2008

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Related Words

cellgasm • callgasm

callgasm

when the phone rings after anxious hours of anticipation for the person one has been waiting on to call.

Jane had a major callgasm when John finally dialed her number.

As soon as I heard her voice on the other end, I had a callgasm.

callgasm by LolaBlu August 22, 2011

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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