Emoium

Another element in the periodic table of awesomeness. May cause lacerations to appear on wrists if spilled on skin.

Discovered in 2006 by Devin and Mark

High concentrations of emoium can be found in Music World employees.

Emoium by Mark_oo00 April 26, 2006

emocument 

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel

"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"

emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005

Emoism

The act, state, phase, or art of being Emo. The practice of Emo.

We sat and discussed Shawn's emoisms.

Emoism by Lauren MG Di S July 5, 2006

Emolument

Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.

June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.

#1 Security where the hell can I find some air conditioning as my clothes are about to emolument to my body.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.

Emolument by Dr Kairos October 21, 2019

Emoism

In the state of being emo and a moron.

"Jane" is emo today, or PMSing.

Emoism by Mookle May 13, 2005

emoism

the religion of the emo kids, bascially the whole emo scene is a religion, made up for kicks

the people of emoism all look the same, cut themseleves, play guitar, write emo poetry, and do other typically emo things...have you hugged your emo kid today?

emoism by XTCericaXTC June 29, 2006

Emoism

The feeling of immense sadness, or becoming emo for a short period of time.

after watching that movie, i’m almost sure i experienced emoism.

Emoism by a and n January 13, 2022