shit's Skittles 

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.

That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.

shit's Skittles by Walker10,000 May 9, 2008

It's Not All Beer And Skittles 

Not everything goes as well as it should.

Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"

It's Not All Beer And Skittles by Cortney K July 11, 2006

skittle's triad 

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

skittle's triad by Phenomally January 29, 2007

skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!

skittles special by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009

skittle's pussy

A gift from god himself

I got to see skittle's pussy last night

skittle's pussy by the real lopo July 1, 2019

Skittle E P's 

1 pint of vodka with 60 skittles and 1 ecstasy tablet mixed in

dude i drank way too many skittle E P's last night

Skittle E P's by Fletcher W February 20, 2009

hugs and skittles 

Code words for “Drugs and Sex”. H=Dr and ex=kittles

This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.

hugs and skittles by Bill Brasky the man May 23, 2018