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douchetool 

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
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douchetool 

when one won't suffice or a guy just deserves both, its easier to combine than waste your breath to say both.
That guy broke up with her but still stalks her, what a douchetool!!

Douchetool 

Somebody who is a tool, and a douchebag.
Derek is a douchetool.
Douchetool by PoopyMath February 4, 2010

Douchetool 

A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.

Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."
Douchetool by lisalisadep October 28, 2009

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

douchenoozle 

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011

douchebolical 

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger