(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.

After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.

kielbasa by Moism July 14, 2010

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kielbasa

A type of sausage

my kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm

kielbasa by Anonymous February 4, 2003

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Kielbasa

A firefighter who has eaten kielbasa for lunch and subsequently vomited it back up, will be given the nickname kielbasa.

Pull's new nick name is kielbasa, because he threw up his lunch, which was kielbasa.

Kielbasa by Chops314 May 8, 2008

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