rectogram 

the circular impression that the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting there for extended periods of time

"I have been on the can for 4 hours, check out the curvature of this rectogram!"

rectogram by mutebomb October 26, 2005

reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009

rectocranial inversion 

Having your head up your ass.

I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

rectocranial inversion by Bill Kirby August 21, 2003

Rectocranial Inversion 

Having ones head up ones ass.

Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?

Rectocranial Inversion by jerro April 8, 2006

rectoral college 

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

rectoral college by tirtle December 15, 2016

Rectocraniotomy 

Noun. The surgical procedure for having ones head extracted from ones own (or another's) ass.

"Nurse, schedule Rep. Louie Gohmert for an emergency rectocraniotomy - STAT! Analysis cranial, head up his ass, anal gazing, dumb-ass politician, rectalfy.

Rectocraniotomy by nedlark March 5, 2015

rectoral college 

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.

Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!

rectoral college by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017