A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.
"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...
by nedlark April 20, 2021
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Nosebooking

Nosebook - noun
Nosebooking - verb

The Social Media activity engaged in by domesticated canids during their Constitutional walks.

Using their heightened sense of smell - and the scent markers carried in their excretory systems, dogs engage in Nosebooking by seeking-out posts by their "Nb Friends" (and especially Strangers and "Adversaries").

The Nosebooker can do anything from tapping a quick "Like", an brief "Wow" - or a massive...Opinion.

Neil Clark - 4/17/2021
"TomDog started Nosebooking by checking new Posts on our Home-Page, spritzing a brief remark on the fire hydrant - and carefully chose where to leave a substantial Declaration...which Dad 'picked-up'
by nedlark April 18, 2021
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Rectocraniotomy

Noun. The surgical procedure for having ones head extracted from ones own (or another's) ass.
"Nurse, schedule Rep. Louie Gohmert for an emergency rectocraniotomy - STAT! Analysis cranial, head up his ass, anal gazing, dumb-ass politician, rectalfy.
by nedlark March 06, 2015
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