Cuntod 

descriptive term for someone who has over indulged in Cunto cake.

He's completely Cuntod

Cuntod by Highlandercunto June 3, 2011

cunted fuck 

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012

Cunted Creature 

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

cunted off 

A harsher form of being mugged-off.

Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.

Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!

Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Hillary Cunton 

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.

"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

Hillary Cunton by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016

cuntdragon 

one dragon of a cunt. a bitchy ass bitch that needs to chill the fuck out. one that is so cunty, is is as if everything he or she touches appears to set ablaze.

donald: "did you see shirley rubbin her poon in roger's face at the bar?"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"

cuntdragon by allisonisreal January 11, 2010