Buttub 

(pronounced butt-tub) An insult for a person who is a tool or irritating. Draws reference to someone who smells like a tub full of butts Also the ultimate palindrome.

1.
Chick 1: That ian guy is such a buttub
Chick 2: yer he's totally not getting any sex from me

2. Oi you buttub get off of that railing before you kill yourself.

Buttub by Lonsoar May 18, 2008

Buttblast paradox 

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

Buttblast paradox by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Buttugly Beautiful 

A slut's version of a compliment.

when you call someone buttugly beautiful & then say it to me right after, how am i supose to actuallly feel like i am?

Buttugly Beautiful by sorrentinogytdfg December 30, 2011

Buttultimately 

adv. from the end : what precedes comes from the speaker's end or ass because of vanity or pride and what follows is more or less the actual truth of the matter.

I thought seriously about going to Harvard buttultimately attended the local junior college.

Our defense played their hearts out and really showed determination buttultimately we couldn't stop the run and they kept scoring.

Buttultimately by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012

buttbuddyvone 

A shifty and often shady asian male (female is buttbuddyvona). Buttbuddyvone often has a poor grasp of the English language, particularly plurals. His whereabouts are difficult to pin down, though he may be making the errand or hunting for sideways vaginas.

Buttbuddyvone, you are a shifty, shady little bastard.

buttbuddyvone by AsianLvr8 May 3, 2006

buttbuttinate 

The word "assassinate" after it has been mangled by a particularly stupid censor.

It is a shame we still aren't sure who buttbuttinated JFK. He was in a clbutt of his own.

buttbuttinate by thegoober October 28, 2008

buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.

Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.

buttbreath by Rod Brock July 27, 2006