turgey 

Something you call someone when they are being a chicken but also a turd

Bro, quit being a turgey

turgey by Trout687 September 5, 2021

Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey Balls by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

Turkey (high five) 

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"

Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).

Turkey (high five) by drucker789 April 12, 2009

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

turkeyfied by jpg3 November 27, 2014

fear turkey 

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.

"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)

fear turkey by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014

turkey taint 

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

turkey taint by Epididymitis March 3, 2019