hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

hampstered by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

Hampstered

Drunk

I got so Hampstered last night.

Hampstered by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

hampster 

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

hampster by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

hampster 

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

hampster by noelle October 14, 2003

hampster cannon 

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

hampster cannon by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

hampsterdam 

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hampsterdam until they shut the place down

hampsterdam by Molson December 24, 2006

hampster 

A common misspelling of hamster.

hampster by Anonymous June 16, 2003