The male Juhrend, typically the calm and caring one in the west coast, is very protective and meticulous fellow. If his female counterpart is threatened the male Juhrend is capable of pushing trees apart with his bear hands while shirtless and project a Chewbacca like battle cry to fend off his his most prized possession. After defeating the threat, the male Juhrend will proceed to urinate around the perimeter of his lair to so that his family remains protected.
Do you see that Juhrend over there? Let's not mess with him right now. This is his spot.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.