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suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.
Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.
suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

suckastink!

That millipede crawled across my foot and when I put said foot to my nose suckastink!
suckastink! by Santilena August 23, 2007

Suckarita 

A sex act consisting of giving a blowjob to someone while they chug margaritas
Roger: Hey I think I gave that guy a suckarita last night.

Klaus: What the hell's a suckarita?
Roger: It's where I suck a guy off, he chugs margaritas, and… nope that's about it.
Suckarita by Dadder17 May 17, 2021

suckarito 

When one guy chugs a margarita while the other guy blows him
"Hey bro! Should we have sex first or drink?"

"No worries broski let me give you a suckarito"
suckarito by bjgirl-28 July 6, 2021
The REAL final boss of Final Fantasy 7. Word used to describe a longhaired punk who sits his lazy mutated ass in some crater, letting his tentacled freakish mommy and his much-more-entertaining clone do all the dirty stuff.

And he STILL gets thrown helluva far by Mr. T.
Yo, Suckaroth! Get your lazy ass outta that crater and prepare for the assbeating of your life!
Suckaroth by GenocideHeart January 18, 2004

suckatude 

1. an poor attitude towards life.
2. an unhealthy situation
The delinquents often hurt themselves instead of pulling themselves out of their suckatude.

His suckatude was ruining every one's good time.
suckatude by Grimsley March 28, 2007