goobser 

The floppy hose in the man's undercarriage that is held up by supporters

That goobser is really gross. He is a soldier and has taken the drug blood to stay erect.

goobser by GreatGuppyGod March 18, 2020

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science July 27, 2008