Gjared 

A black person who is struggling with an identity crisis. The act of trying to shock people by always letting people know how black you are (pulling a Gjared). The best pushcart driver in Jamaica. See "uncle tom"

"I am black, pay attention to me"
"White people invented slavery"
"I am black, but I do white things"
"kiss da lucky egg"
"quit being such a Gjared"
"that idiot sure did pull a Gjared"

Gjared by Veronica Stevens July 20, 2008

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

gnared by cgp24 September 21, 2009

top geared 

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!

top geared by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012

Fourth Geared

The art of pulling your boner to face upwards so as to make it appear less obvious through your pants, quite like changing to fourth gear in a car.

I got a huge boner in the club last night, but I fourth geared before anyone saw.

Fourth Geared by llama000 September 4, 2013

geared

When someone has things like expensive clothes, jewelry, cars, and other objects considered luxuries or valuable.

"Man he stay geared in his timbs and jersey with the fitted"

geared by luvaaagurl August 14, 2004

gared 

A fag also known as goriya

Stop being such a Gared

gared by meeeeeeeeeee111 June 17, 2008

Gared 

Gay-Stared.

If a straight man is being 'eyed up' by a gay man, he is being 'Gared at'.

If the partner of said straight man is being stared at by said gay (in a "how dare you be with him" way), she is being 'Gared down'.

Oh my God, can we go somewhere else, I keep being 'Gared at'.

If he tries to gare me down once more, I'm going to go over there and steal his Les Mis CD.

Gared by Rebecca Jo May 8, 2010