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the study of beans.
"Beanism is a good major in college."
beanism by iolive May 4, 2022
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The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina
I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday
Beanism by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019
The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.
Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism
Beanism by Bean#2703 September 19, 2020
Beanism is the someone or something that is short or small, almost the size of a bean.
My friend suffers from Beanism and can’t reach the door knob

That pencil has Beanism, it can hardly be used
Beanism by Noxishades November 20, 2025

Beanised 

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis
Get beanised Jon!
Beanised by Wikimind February 23, 2021
A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
beanis by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018