Sexually attracted to only asexual males that go by the name Adam, and have a username starting with “luq.” This person is most likely very weird, gives off bad vibes, and is not
attractive. Girls and/or boys always talk about this Adam person non-stop and would kill anyone in their way to finding love from Adam, just like being a yandere. They blush
intensely when he walks around and would usually become perverted for Adam and always try to get the chance to talk to him, even when he lies on his death bed. They also follow the religion of the flying
Spaghetti Monster and they’re most likely a stranger to their friend groups and will be called out if they are Adamsexual. This is not a part of the LGBTQ+ community because it is so strange that nobody likes it except the people who follow this sexuality.
Person 1: So, what are your sexualities? I’m
transgender.
Person 2: Cool! I’m lesbian.
Person 3: I’m bisexual.
Person 4: Nice, you guys! I’m Adamsexual!
Person 1, 2, and 3 back away slowly while repeating a ritual to ban
Person 4 from their society.