cobbitt

- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.

since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend

cobbitt by 'dris February 1, 2006

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Cobbitment

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

Cobbitment by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018

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cobbitt • Cobbitment • Cobitt • colbitt • Corbitt

Cobitt

What you get when a zobbler exceeds the boundaries of the word, further expanding the meaning to now make him a cobitt.

Basically a top tier dickhead

Person 1: you look nice today!
Person 2: stop simpin,you absolute fucking cobitt!

Cobitt by PhatCock101 June 26, 2020

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Corbitt

Hairy person...usually possessing a back sweater. Commonly confused with a Tennessee sasquatch.

Look there is a fucking corbitt!

Corbitt by James Fucking Taylor January 23, 2008

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colbitt

A guy who is charming and loving. A friend to all he meets. He is a true friend he will never let you down and won't ever hurt you. He rarely falls in love but when he does it is pure. He doesn't get mad easily, but when he does all hell breaks loose. If you ever manage to get on his bad side, you will stay there your whole life. He wants to find love, but he can't. If you ever find a Colbitt don't lose him he is a genuine guy. Once you find one hold him tight all he wants is love and affection.

Colbitt is a kind and loving guy don't lose him.

colbitt by Peytonw24 March 29, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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