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Millered 

verb - the act of having a proposed time pushed systematically out with the same, or similiar, excuse. Usually in 15 minute increments. Most often happens between the times of 8:30pm and 10:00pm EST.
"Hey steve, wanna play a game tonight?"
-"ya sounds, good. I'll be ready at 8:30"
"ok"
8:30 arrives
"Steve you ready?"
-"ya just gotta do a few quick things, gimme till 8:45"
"ok"
8:45 arrives
"alright steve"
-"ya just gotta eat something, i'll be ready at 9"

"millering" repeats until about 9:30-10:30pm upon the arrival at two conclusions

"jesus we were ready hours ago....we got fucking millered"
-"relax im here, let's go"

or

"steve its 10 o clock, wtf."
-"ya i got REALLY comfortable in this chair...i won't be playing after all"
"what the fuck, my night just got millered"
Millered by Weres June 29, 2009
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millered 

The act of forcibly lodging a 12 ounce can or bottle of miller high life inside your rectum.
Dude, steve got millered super hard last night.
millered by alex a.... July 29, 2011

Millered 

1. When you get beaten by a friend.
2. When you milk a joke so much it isn't funny anymore.
1. I have two black eyes - I got millered.
2. You just millered that joke.
Millered by Danjovi October 4, 2016

millered 

–verb
1. pp. of miller.
–adjective
2. reduced to getting no work done.
3. fragged; fatal error.
4. not functioning properly.
5. changing level of productivity abruptly: The computer was fine then I got millered
6. fragmentary or incomplete: a millered workstation
7. infringed or violated: A millered promise is a betrayal of trust.
8. interrupted, disrupted, or disconnected: After the fatal error he returned to his millered computer.
9. reduced to submission: The drafter was millered due to repeated fatal errors.
10. absolute loss of hope; despair: The project manager was well and truly millered.
11. spoken in a confused or fragmentary manner, as to feign knowledge: He uttered a few millered words then told him to reboot.
12. get kicked in the groin; He got millered so hard he almost puked.
Use in a sentence:
"I got millered!"
"You got millered!"
"It's miller time!"
millered by uifmjeh4546 October 24, 2009

millered 

to fall in love, be used, misled, cheated on, and to have your heart ripped out by who appears to be "a fucking angel"
1: She's got a new boyfriend named Jesse!


2: I feel bad for him he is going to get millered! We need to warn him.

1: He wont listen..its impossible for someone not to fall in love with the bitch.
millered by shitthefuck August 9, 2008

millered 

Where did you get this broken home interior stuff? I Millered it from the Goodwill while the checkout girl was adjusting the baby in her stomach.
millered by LCSulla52 February 13, 2004

millered 

To make up girlfriends whenever you are depressed.
He said he was with his new girlfriend, but he Millered us. I just saw him at the mall watching people walk by.
millered by LCSulla52 February 13, 2004