Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

Bro-Tex by claiming June 18, 2011

Bro-texting 

The act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. Usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.

Dude, I accidentally began bro-texting Mary last night and now she thinks I'm totally weird.

Bro-texting by McNaupin September 14, 2009

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

Bro-Text fondling by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

BroText 

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.

BroText by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.

Brotexting by MFGriddles January 5, 2009

Brotex 

A type of condom used for gay sex between two men

"Hey, dude, I wanna be safe. How about we use a brotex?"

Brotex by x450 September 27, 2008

Brotex 

A napkin or wad of tissue wedged into a guys crack to prevent swamp ass or monkey butt. Also know as a manpon.

I knew I would be sweating my balls off on the disc golf course so I inserted a brotex manpon.

Brotex by hot papa 1960 June 23, 2016