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ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
ketchupcum by jpg3 September 27, 2014

ketchupocalypse 

Noun: When you or a friend drown french fries or similar side dish in ketchup.

Verb: The action of dousing a serving of french fries or similar dish with copious amounts of ketchup.
Noun: "I don't want your french fries, they're drowning in the ketchupocalypse."

Verb: "I'd eat your french fries, but it looks like you have ketchupocalypsed all over them."

"Want some of my fries? I'm about to ketchupocalypse all over them..."

Ketchupable

For example:
A: Is this game ketchupable?
B: Yesn't
Ketchupable by PlnSgrUIX July 21, 2021

Ketchupcano 

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.
Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.
Ketchupcano by NilesDevin February 10, 2010

Ketchupate 

Given that ketchup is used for a variety of applications other than a condiment, “ketchupate” is the act of applying ketchup to any surface.
I decided to ketchupate my white couch because I wanted a red couch

Or,

I heard that if you ketchupate quartersawn red oak the wood turns blonde after being kiln dried. It has something to do with the acidity of ketchup.
Ketchupate by kuhlschool March 4, 2023