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Super Aesthetic freak who outlifts most of humanity. Alpha when on cycle and Omega when not. Likes to squat but holds a higher Bench personal record than squat. Has one hell of a long neck in order to acquire 10 foot tall traps. Uses belt when curling. Can be awkward as fuck to some people but is a genuine person. Also possibly straight?
Are you talking about Zinoviy? Oh yeah, I would totally fuck.
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To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
Zitoed by 20deep May 1, 2008
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Zintle.

She's got beautiful brown eyes, that when you look into them you can feel what she's feeling. They tell a story of something true.

She's confident, and she stands out in a room.

She doesn't trust very easily, and it makes it hard to communicate with her and tough to really make her believe in your feelings for her.
She's wanted by many and is gorgeous. She's unpredictable and alluring. She can sometimes be a bitch, but she knows when she's wrong. All in all, she's someone amazing.
Girl:" so who's this Zintle chick?"
Other girl:" she's a friend of mine, she's really awesome. I'll introduce you to her sometime"
zintle by LonersUnite679 September 20, 2014
Male Cameltoe, when the zipper on your jeans is poking out.
Carolyn: “Did you see Arnold today at lunch? He had some serious ziptoe”
Ziptoe by dangerousfacade January 4, 2022
The origin of a powerful symbol know as The Triangle of Zinthar, which when joined with The Triangle of Krewluck form the Diamond of Pantheos, which was split up and hidden at seperate ends of the earth by The Keepers of Pantheos to hide them from Barbara Striesand, who ultimately finds and joins the Triangles and forms the Diamond which transforms her into a giant, mechanical Godzilla like version of herself called Mecha Striesand that destroys buildings, eats vehicles and signs autographs for fans in the fictional town of South Park Colorado.
If Barabara Streisand finds The Triangle Of Zinthar, she will surely join them to become Mecha Streisand.

God help humanity.
Zinthar by Sk8Punk420 March 18, 2020
someone who wants fresh coffee at the office, but never wants to make it. they whine about having to clean out the pot or do anything related to maintain the flow. in fact, they usually are the one who consume the most, and leave a mess when "getting it just right". Taken from the martian leader of the Devon Townsend album of the same name who demands earthlings
fetch him the ultimate cup of coffee.
"ole Ziltoid landed and made his demands" or "friggin Ziltoid strikes again"
ziltoid by madcatproductions May 15, 2008
A really cool person who's really smart, funny and gorgeous!
Zinovi? Dude, she's epic!
zinovi by Izzahhhh November 21, 2022